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嫁错郎！
我看着它，它看着我。然后我们四目相对。“
这是我和我爱人的沟通方式。
我爱人也很乐意地把我玩得团团转。
“活你该！你一定没读书！”
心想：“真是你***！读书的话，你就保证我会做吗？”
它看着我默默无语，心疼了。
开始心软了。
“好啦！随随便便把我写一写，画一画啦！我不介意的。”
又再一次心里OS：“干！你当然不介意啊！”
脑袋里突然有巨烈的嘶吼：“你还记得我吗？我是你的前度。”
“天啊！我怎会忘了！”
用尽所有力气，不停地把脑袋突如其来的答案写下。
写啊写……写啊写……
啊？！！！
“忘记他~ 忘记他~ 忘掉！忘掉！”
“***！我真的忘记了！”
明明才硬生生地把答案塞进脑了，怎么可能忘了呢？！
我又再次看着它，它又看着我。然后我们有四目相对。
“干！我真的忘得跟白纸一样干净！”
然后，吉时到了。
老公都还没选好，就得再嫁掉！
我为我的爱人感到可怜。
不好意思，你嫁错一次郎了！
下次记得找个好老公。
可以给你好答案的老公啊！
像我一样的（交白卷的），请不要太接近啊！
对不起，一次定生死啊！
你的牺牲，我感激不尽！
阿弥陀佛！
Labels: Future
“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it's true I'm here, and I'm just as strange as you.”
“This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard.”
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